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Ben, are you currently involved in financing any completely bogus films based on lame puns?

Why yes, I am actually, I currently have the following projects on my slate:

Doug Out – The story of an openly gay opal miner in Coober Pedy

Behind Enema Lines – The story of U.S. navy aviators shot down over war-torn Bosnia and held captive by sadistic Serbian nurses. Not starring either Owen Wilson or Gene Hackman.

Toner Lo: The life story of a rapper whose lyrics have remained completely obscure.

Thor Doubt – Is the Greenland Ice shelf really melting?

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02
Nov2016

Qualifications

Recently somebody asked me how many qualifications and post nominals I had. I replied that I don’t know – I’ve lost trac...

02
Nov2016

Ben, Have you invented any new words lately?

A correspondent has asked if I have invented any new words. Indeed I have. Procreastation: The tendency to put off doing...

02
Nov2016

Ben, what is the greatest waste of taxpayers money?

Thank you for asking this important question. The greatest waste of taxpayers money in history is without doubt the new...

02
Nov2016

Ben, What is the Mac tax? Is it federal or state?

Thank you for that interesting question. The Mac tax is a tax that is imposed neither by the federal nor the state gover...