Why yes, I am actually, I currently have the following projects on my slate:
Doug Out – The story of an openly gay opal miner in Coober Pedy
Behind Enema Lines – The story of U.S. navy aviators shot down over war-torn Bosnia and held captive by sadistic Serbian nurses. Not starring either Owen Wilson or Gene Hackman.
Toner Lo: The life story of a rapper whose lyrics have remained completely obscure.
Thor Doubt – Is the Greenland Ice shelf really melting?
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