A correspondent has asked if I have invented any new words. Indeed I have.

Procreastation: The tendency to put off doing things because of the kids. E.g. – “I can’t rebuild that motor today because I have to look after the little ones”

Auteurd: A person who writes and directs their own movies and who is extremely unpleasant to deal with.

Pentagraham: A five pointed, star shaped occult symbol drawn by a satanist called Graham.

Kimonotion: A commotion at a Kimono party

Contiggerous: Sharing a common border with, touching or neighbouring Tigger.